Witchcraft Isn’t a Substitute for Strategy

Witchcraft Isn’t a Substitute for Strategy

So let’s just call it out:

If your product is mid, or just BAD ( you might have a phenomenal service or product or u may have a talent , or JUST SOME talent but we can WORK with SOME talent)  no spell is going to turn it into a bestseller. Even if your offer is shit, but u package it as if its the next best thing that WE ALL NEED TO buy ( think Labubu dolls lol) then when we do spells, u will hit those big numbers . 

And I don’t say any of this to be mean. I say it because I respect the power of magic — and I respect you enough to tell you the truth.

Someone emailed me this morning re:  a cash spell . She’s an artist. I go check her website. As someone who consults businesses and used to be a model , ( i saw a LOT of brands and been offered services ) i told her to fix her website BEFORE any cash ritual !!! I want u to really understand this!! 

Same with many other clients who come to the club- when i check the businesses akd website , the experience is either BAD or disorienting. ( like in this girls case ) Confusing layout, zero emotional connection, the kind of site that makes you feel instantly unsure what the person even sells. The art? Ok cool. But the packaging? The vibe? The energy? Dead. 

And here’s the thing: magic works. My spells work. But they’re not your marketing department. They’re not your web designer. They’re not your brand strategy. Magic amplifies. It doesn’t disguise. It doesn’t do damage control. It doesn’t take something lukewarm and turn it into a wildfire unless that thing has something special buried inside it, waiting to break through.

Like if your work is genuinely one-of-a-kind — if your product is genius and just undiscovered — then yes, you can absolutely supercharge it with ritual and people will find it. But if your work is fine, if it blends in, if it looks like 50,000 other offers out there — no spell can save that. For example , one girl in a club ( i will use her as an example) , she has a high up job in one of those crazy cool brands . She is A GO GETTER and her image is fkin POLISHED, she is STRIKING. And she is GOOD at her job. Proper good. So when she does rituals OFC she gets promoted fast ofc she gets a raise ofc she gets taken out to all these amazing places ! ( there are many people of her same caliber working there, just as polished just as talented but she does spells . So she is AHEAD ) 


People need to stop blaming their “blocked energy” when the real block is that their offer is messy, their photos are bad, their bio says nothing, and their website makes people click out instead of lean in.


You want results? You want sales? You want clients? You want fame?

Cool. You’re allowed to.

But you have to meet the magic halfway.


Give it something to magnify. Give it something to seduce with.

Give it an actual spark.


Because spellwork is gasoline.

But if there’s no flame underneath?


All you’re doing is making the smoke prettier.

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